All vampires will talk when #chatted to, giving a random vampirish message depending on the time of day, the monster's peacefulness, whether you are "kindred" (polymorphed into a vampire or vampire lord), and whether you are a "night child" (polymorphed into a wolf, winter wolf, or winter wolf cub)[1].
If the vampire is tame:
- "Good evening to you Master!"
- You are kindred, and it is night
- "Good day to you Master. Why do we not rest?"
- You are kindred, and it is day
- "I can stand this craving no longer!"
- It is midnight
- "I beg you, help me satisfy this growing craving!"
- It is night, but not midnight
- "I find myself growing a little weary."
- It is day
These last three messages are prefixed with Child of the night, if you are a night child.
If the vampire is peaceful: Hi it’s me Mary Jayne grove I want to be a vampire please turn me I know it’s weird if you are reading this but if you are a vampire turn me .and also I have seen a real vampire when I went to the park
- "Good feeding brother/sister!"
- You are kindred, it is night, and you are male/female
- "How nice to hear you, child of the night!"
- You are a night child, and it is night
- "I only drink... potions."
- You are neither kindred nor a night child, or it is not night.
If the vampire is hostile:
- "This is my hunting ground that you dare to prowl!"
- You are kindred
- "Fool! Your silver sheen does not frighten me!"
- You are polymorphed into a silver dragon
- "Young Fool! Your silver sheen does not frighten me!"
- You are polymorphed into a baby silver dragon
- "I vill come after a man/woman without regret!"
- You are male/female and unpolymorphed
- "I vant to suck your blood!"
- No other meaning
This last message actually depends on your physical form:
- "I vant to suck your life force!"
- You are polymorphed into a sphere or vortex
- "I vant to suck your juices!"
- You are polymorphed into a jelly or fungus