What are they?

I'm trying to think of what reason my Tourist could have for being in the DoD. I mean the only thing I can really swing for is that he really wants to have just one (or a billion) warm night(s) in the arms of a succubus. 

The best sexual experience possible? That's a reason to risk life and limb, and immortality is cool too, but I just can't seem to make that canon work for me. I think my next run, Finnegan the Tourist, is just looking for sex. I think it'll be a good idea.

Blessed figurine of a negative energy vortex.

Vixen swallows the Minotaur. The Minotaur seems weaker. The Minotaur misses Vixen. The Minotaur seems weaker. The Minotaur is killed!

Healers can sacfest until they finally get Magicbane, use that with a scroll of Earth to clear out the dragons on the 1st level of the quest, either wear an amulet, dragon hide or Medusa's shield to get through the rest of the quest, then use either a sleep spell or a carefully placed Orange/Silver combo to take down the quest nemisis.

Then alternate the athane to deal with spellcasters in general and the staff to deal with level suckers and level suckies.

Only drawback is sometimes casting to flesh on your own inventory.