User:Thyra

/me...
 * 1) is legendarily crap at this game, with one of the lowest non-zero ascension rates (3 ascensions in 1287 games on NAO at time of going to press, or 0.23%)
 * 2) has still ascended three more times than most of the internet (1xVal 1xBar 1xWiz)
 * 3) is struggling horribly to ascend an Arc (Val ascended game 241, Bar 309, Wiz 377, been playing Arcs ever since)
 * 4) is hampered by the fact that he's trying to ascend a wishless genoless Arc
 * 5) has had three games in that time that probably should have ascended (game 546 got raped by a foocubus on the way back up through Juiblex, game 731 didn't finish swapping gloves when grabbing a cockatrice corpse in the Wizard's Tower, game 1073 got doubleteamed by Demogorgon and a winged gargoyle in the Sanctum)
 * 6) was responsible for a legendary YASD non-ascension with a Bar; died on the Plane of Air with four amulets of life saving and 130 bits of food in possession
 * 7) is known as Kinitawowi around most of the rest of the internet
 * 8) took his Nethack name from his initial tendency to play Valkyries (Thyra was the Valkyrie from Gauntlet)
 * 9) is really a guy called Dave from Manchester
 * 10) will add to this thing later