Newtbane

Dudley's dungeon, 28 April 2005. Dudley decided to name a long sword as Newtbane, thinking that it would better kill newts. It did not work so well. (In actual gameplay, a long sword named Newtbane is simply a long sword with a name, no better at killing newts than any other long sword of the same enchantment.)

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