1-turn ascension

A 1-turn ascension is possible in wizard mode:


 * 1) Wish ([^w]) for the Amulet of Yendor
 * 2) Level teleport ([^v]) to the Plane of Earth
 * 3) Level teleport to the Astral Plane
 * 4) Wish for a (lawful/neutral/chaotic) altar
 * 5) #offer the Amulet

Although this is five steps, none of them consume turns in wizard mode. Players hoping to save themselves tremendous amounts of embarrassment should refrain from claiming this as a real ascension.